{"product_id":"fuck-all-way-off-triggered","title":"Fuck All The Way Off: Triggered Animals: A Scornful Swearing Adult Coloring Book","description":"\u003ch1\u003eThese animals are triggered and have zero f**ks left to give.\u003c\/h1\u003eDo you enjoy a little spicy humor? Not offended by salty language? And love vintage illustrations of animals? This book is for you.Go ahead and try not to laugh. You can’t. It’s just f*cking funny.Vintage images are meant for light embellishment versus hard-core coloring (i.e. you don’t have to be a coloring enthusiast to enjoy this book). Add a touch of colored pencil to make the animals pop and fill in the words to coordinate. Or simply leave in their original glory and display or gift these beautiful pages.Makes a great gift for that salty friend. 40 illustrations and phrases including:Oh You think I give a shit? How cute.Fuck You MondayI’m sorry I fucking offended you with my common senseAdios BitchachosThis is a real fucking shit showIf you ran like your mouth you’d be in great shape.I do a thing called what I wantYou can kiss my sweet assOnce upon a time Fuck You. The End.This is an unbelievable amount of bullishitWhat’s your big fucking hurry?Not today SatanRead a fucking bookKarma’s a bitchHonestly I have no fucks left to give.Sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come.Fuck off. I mean good morning.Bitch pleaseCan you not?Get FuckedJudge me when you are perfectI’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.Feed your own ego I’m busy.Resting bitch faceThanks I already know I’m fucking awesome.and more!This coloring book is a unique take on the adult coloring book and swear word coloring book genres.This book contains 40 images of triggered animals for hours of enjoyment.And be sure to share your finished masterpieces on Instagram using #triggeredanimals or tag @colormenaughtybooks.And be sure to check out Color Me Naughty's other spicy coloring books!\t\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePaperback:\u003c\/b\u003e 82 pages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently published (November 11 2018)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1729498086\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 978-1729498088\u003c\/p\u003e                                                                                    \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e    Product Dimensions:     \u003c\/b\u003e    8.5 x 0.2 x 8.5 inches    \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping Weight:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.4 ounces \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crafts \u0026 Hobbies","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":30934170697831,"sku":"1729498086","price":11.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0265\/5879\/1783\/products\/51TvUekVdYL.jpg?v=1571709053","url":"https:\/\/dreams5s.myshopify.com\/products\/fuck-all-way-off-triggered","provider":"Dreams5s","version":"1.0","type":"link"}