{"product_id":"grandma-approved-curse-words-coloring","title":"Grandma Approved Curse Words: An Adult Coloring Book","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cfont color=\"e27926\"\u003eFeaturing 40 Cotton Pickin’ Pages to Color. Inspired by our own flippin’ grandmother’s sentence enhancers!\u003c\/font\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e Whether she’s a “bible thumper” “teetotaler” or just doesn’t like expletives your grandma is sure to approve of the colorful alternative curse words on the 40 pages in this irreverent adult coloring book.We can hear her screaming now “Gee Willikers! What the devil are you doin’? Get your crapola off the flippin’ floor shut your pie hole and help me with these cotton pickin’ children you lazy jackwagon!”So for the love of Pete grab your dad blamed pencils markers or crayons and fiddle fart the day away as you relax melt away stress and unwind you lazy son of a motherless goat!Crimeny! Maybe it’s even possible for great Caesar’s ghost to replace some “colorful” vocabulary with these grandma approved alternative curse words. For heaven’s sake we surely hope you enjoy each and every gosh darn page! Top Hat ColoringProduct Details:For Flippin’ Adults Only (Not Meant for Dad Blammed Youngins’);Glossy Freaking Cover;Printed Single Sided Fo Shizzle on Dad Burned Bright White Paper;Perfect for all Con Sarnit Coloring and Paint Mediums;High Quality 60lb (90gsm) Paper Stock (Definitely NOT Crapola!);Full Page Rassa-frazzin Designs;Coloring Books (mainly) for Doggone Grown-Ups | Effin Humorous | 2018 Gift Ideas;\t\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePaperback:\u003c\/b\u003e 84 pages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Top Hat Coloring; 1 edition (May 18 2018)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 173227441X\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 978-1732274419\u003c\/p\u003e                                                                                    \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e    Product Dimensions:     \u003c\/b\u003e    8.5 x 0.2 x 11 inches    \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping Weight:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.8 ounces \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crafts \u0026 Hobbies","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":30934126985319,"sku":"173227441X","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0265\/5879\/1783\/products\/61MehWdp4ZL.jpg?v=1571708826","url":"https:\/\/dreams5s.myshopify.com\/products\/grandma-approved-curse-words-coloring","provider":"Dreams5s","version":"1.0","type":"link"}