{"product_id":"nurse-swear-word-coloring-book","title":"Nurse Swear Word Coloring Book Volume 1 - \u0026ldquo;Lets Get You Started On 300 Milligrams of Shut The F*ck Up\u0026rdquo;: 45 Beautiful Pattern Designs wit","description":"Relieve the Stress of Being a Nurse!45 BEAUTIFUL PATTERNS WITH HILARIOUS SARCASTIC NURSE QUOTES TO COLOR IN. The Perfect Way to get the frustrations of being a nurse off your chest!  Color away that asshole patientColor away those imaginary bullshit illnessesColor away sleeping for only 2 hoursAnd color to celebrate holding your piss for 10 hours!Awesomely Rude Sweary and Stress Relieving Coloring Book. Perfect Gag Gift for any Nurse or Nurse Student. Brighten their day in a constructive and creative way! When the frustrations of the day get you down F*ck it! Just Color Away!In this Nurse Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults you will find Quotes including:“I can hold my piss for 10 hours whats your super power?”“Give that patient 5 Liters I.V of Anti Asshole STAT”“I silently mouth ‘what the fuck’ at least 20 times per shift”“If you could stop shitting your bed that would be great”“How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up!”And of course the famous “some people just need a high five in the face with a fucking chair” and many more!\t\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePaperback:\u003c\/b\u003e 92 pages\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently published (September 11 2019)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1692486721\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 978-1692486723\u003c\/p\u003e                                                                                    \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e    Product Dimensions:     \u003c\/b\u003e    8.5 x 0.2 x 11 inches    \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping Weight:\u003c\/b\u003e 10.6 ounces \u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crafts \u0026 Hobbies","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":30935487643751,"sku":"1692486721","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0265\/5879\/1783\/products\/51q8K8IWOdL.jpg?v=1571714124","url":"https:\/\/dreams5s.myshopify.com\/products\/nurse-swear-word-coloring-book","provider":"Dreams5s","version":"1.0","type":"link"}